Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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