So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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