margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so that wasnt chicken after all
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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