Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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