Define "chronic" masturbator.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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