belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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