im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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