we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
