So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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