He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize