i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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