some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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