READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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