Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
