just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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