she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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