How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
