She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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