did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
worst night to have a conscience
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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