help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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