gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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