Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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