We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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