I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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