i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
whose parrot is this?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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