Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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