24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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