He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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