Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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