Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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