We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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