why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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