angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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