went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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