Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Randomize
