Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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