Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Non-Jews are for practice
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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