today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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