I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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