My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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