You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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