I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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