i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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