She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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