yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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