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can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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