Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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