What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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