dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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