I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Randomize
