is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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