We won't sleep together?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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