I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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