I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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