End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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